Dear Diet Coke,
We have had an off again on again relationship for the past six years and it's time we said goodbye for good. Yes you've brought me through all-nighters, nail biting football games and more, but you've become a problem not worth fighting for. I blame my high school who first introduced me to you for such a cheap price. Mr. Dee the snack salesman tried to warn me, but the infatuation had already begun, and I soon found myself addicted.
Addition is a powerful thing it will leave you digging between couch cushions looking for change and emptying old purses in hopes of finding a quarter. Paying in pennies would be a low point and I have to stop before I find myself there. I've tried to refrain from swiping my debit card for the grand total of $1.50 but it's happened more than once adding up month by month.
We have had an unhealthy relationship and it needs to stop. It's not me it's you. Your no good for me, you rot my teeth, and empty my wallet. When I have tried to quit you in the past you've come back with vengeance and have given me headaches that just bring me right back to you, but this time it's different! I've figured out how much you've cost me and it's much more than your worth. So now I'm armed with coffee as I say farewell old friend, I'll see you in the gas station but never again in my hand.
HAAA! That is great! I am very, very proud of you! I knew something was up when I saw that you were drinking coffee. Well, I can tell you that after over 2 weeks (yes, shamelessly patting myself on the back), it is really not an issue anymore!! You can do it, Bill ;) Now, we must try not to follow suite with coffee :)
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I know but I have needed the coffee to avoid that aweful headache and to keep myself away from the ex-adiction. My goal is not to visit dunkin donuts anymore next week, today hopefully was the last cup, unless a diet coke craving happens then I'll have to drink some coffee. And I will follow your blog!
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